I was reading brahsome today and they'd posted the "I'm F*cking Ben Affleck" - Jimmy Kimmel's retaliation video to Sarah Silverman's "I'm F*cking Matt Damon".
Now let me make one thing perfectly clear. I think Jimmy Kimmel is a bore. The guy sends me to sleep in like 30 seconds. Anyway, the "I'm F*cking Ben Affleck" video.
Jimmy enlisted the help of a few celebs to beef up his video. Here is a list of all of the people you'll see in the clip: BRAD PITT - HARRISON FORD - JOAN JETT - ROBIN WILLIAMS - DON CHEADLE - MEAT LOAF - PETE WENTZ - DOMINIC MONAGHAN - MACY GRAY - PERRY FARRELL - LANCE BASS - HUEY LEWIS - JOSH GROBAN - CHRISTOPHER MINTZ-PLASSE - JOEL MADDEN - BENJI MADDEN - DICKY BARRETT - REBECCA ROMIJN - CHRISTINA APPLEGATE - CAMERON DIAZ
This whole thing reminds me of the Eamon and Frankee F*ck It and F*ck U Right Back thing. Come on you didn't think Jimmy Kimmel was gonna come up with something original did you?
I reckon the four of them came up with this idea during a drunken orgy. Now if they are all singing about f*cking each other who's to say they haven't already?
And here's the Sarah Silverman "I'm F*cking Matt Damon" video to save you searching YouTube for it.
Here is a list of the Top 10 Sexiest Men Of 2008 according to Blog Pig
Now the Blog Pig crew, who are all women, are all wearing blinkers because a few of these guys are past their sell by date.
None the less here is the list, I'm not saying another word about it. If you want all the semi naked pictures then head straight to the original post - Top 10 Sexiest Men
1. Brad Pitt 2. David Beckham 3. Enrique Iglesias 4. Freddie Ljungberg 5. John Cena 6. Lorenzo Amoruso 7. Jonathan Rhys Meyers 8. Jon Bon Jovi 9. Rob James Collier 10. Andre Agassi
This Is Brooke Burke's photo shoot from an old issue of Stuff. She looks great here but is she still looking as hot as this? I remember Brooke as the girl on E channel, trying to convince me to go to a party in Thailand or something. I never watched any of her shows more than a few seconds, because she's more annoying than swallowing a stick of dynamite.
But it seems like the less clothes she wears, the more I like her. And that's my rule of thumb for all hot girls. Well, except for........ forget it, doesn't matter.
This is Kate Beckinsale's Giant Magazine photo shoot. As you can see, she is looking ridiculously hot as usual. I'm not personally a big fan of the lighting in this photo shoot, but as long as it's Kate, I'll let it slide.
Kate Beckensale is one of those few women that can actually make you get such a boner that you have to slam it in a car door. Seriously, it is the only way to make it go away.
When I was at work yesterday, I was looking at these pictures and my boss called me to his office. I had to literally open a filing cabinet on the way and slam my penis in it three times - enjoy the pictures.
Kady Malloy is an 18 year old from Houston, Texas and she wants to be a star.
On American Idol this week she sang a down tempo version of the 1960s hit “Groovy Kind of Love,” which never went down well with the judges who all said that the performance left something to be desired.
“It never really got there for me,” Jackson told Kady after the song. She is kinda cute so I'm glad she'll be around for at least another week.
Here is a video clip and a couple of pics from her first audition.
J.Lo has popped a boy and girl! The $6m babies have landed. Now three months of this crap to read about. Celebs and their kids, zzzzzzz!
This morning, in Long Island, N.Y., at 12:12 AM, the girl (as yet unnamed) emerged, weighing 5 lbs. 7 oz, and then the boy was born 11 minutes later, at 6 lbs., reports People.
"Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon," says Lopez's manager, Simon Fields, to People. The twins are Jennifer's first kids, and the fourth and fifth for hubby Marc Anthony. via TMZ
So the annual British music awards, The Brits, took place last night and was broadcast live on national tv here in the UK.
In the past this event has spawned some really good musical collaborations such as Kylie vs New Order, Texas and Wu Tang Clan plus Tom Jones with The Stereophonics. It's also had it's funny moments thanks to the aweful choice of presenters, Mick Fleetwood & Sam Fox being the most memorable blunder.
In recent years the event itself as a tv spectacle has went downhill. Last night we had the ever so annoying Fern Cotton doing the backstage presenting and the entire Osbourne family announcing the main show.
All the hype was about Amy "I'm a junkie" Winehouse making an appearance. Oh please, send her to a far away place with a big bag of whatever she wants and let her die quietly.
Today I'm reading quotes of "her performance was faultless" & "Amy blasted the Brits awards show apart" - WTF!!!! These are the most overexaggerated reviews I've heard in years, it's hype, all of it. She performed the hit Valerie with Mark Ronson and I'd describe her performance as 'shockingly bad'. She sang as if her earpiece was in delay, the performance by Winehouse was pathetic. Her ever growing media fan club needs their hearing testing or their heads checked if they believe this was fantastic.
Forget the junkies of this world and giving them so much undesrved media exposure.
Let's talk about the people with talent who manage to live drug free such as the best performer by far at last night's Brit Awards - Leona Lewis, now we're talking talent, unjunked talent - but the bloggers and tabloids don't want talent and clean living do they?
Here is Leona performing her #1 single 'Bleeding Love', now this is talent.
Here is a full rundown of who won what.
Best British male Winner: Mark Ronson Also nominated: Jamie T, Mika, Newton Faulkner, Richard Hawley
Best British female Winner: Kate Nash Also nominated: Bat For Lashes, KT Tunstall, Leona Lewis, PJ Harvey
Best British album Winner: Arctic Monkeys - Favourite Worst Nightmare Also nominated: Leona Lewis - Spirit, Mark Ronson - Version, Mika - Life In Cartoon Motion, Take That - Beautiful World
Best British group Winner: Arctic Monkeys Also nominated: Editors, Girls Aloud, Kaiser Chiefs, Take That
Best British breakthrough act Winner: Mika Also nominated: Bat For Lashes, Kate Nash, Klaxons, Leona Lewis(Winner chosen by BBC Radio 1 listeners)
Best British live act Winner: Take That Also nominated: Arctic Monkeys, Kaiser Chiefs, Klaxons, Muse (Winner chosen by BBC Radio 2 listeners)
British single Winner: Take That - Shine Also nominated: Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love, Mika - Grace Kelly, Mark Ronson Ft Amy Winehouse - Valerie, The Hoosiers - Worried About Ray (Winner chosen by a live public vote on the night)
International male solo artist Winner: Kanye West Also nominated: Bruce Springsteen, Michael Buble, Rufus Wainwright, Timbaland
International female solo artist Winner: Kylie Minogue Also nominated: Alicia Keys, Bjork, Feist, Rihanna
International group Winners: Foo Fighters Also nominated: Arcade Fire, Eagles, Kings of Leon, White Stripes
International album Winner: Foo Fighters - Echoes Also nominated: Arcade Fire - Neon Bible, Eagles - Long Road Out Of Eden, Silence, Patience & Grace, Kings of Leon - Because Of The Times, Kylie Minogue - X
Critics’ Choice Award: Adele
Outstanding contribution to music: Sir Paul McCartney
Christina Aguilera was on the Ellen DeGeneres Show today! She talked mostly about her baby son Max. Nice, lovely, sweet. Who gives a shit? All we're really interested in is the size of them puppies. Her hooters were looking nearly as good as her ass. ( I have a fetish for Christina's ass) She has lost a few pounds but did you see those titties?
She also talked about a Briss party - WTF? She had a party to celebrate cutting off the top of her baby's dick? To me that is odd but I suppose I can let it pass due to those superb looking jugs.
Here is a YouTube clip of the interview. Keep the volume down, don't punish yourself listening to all this baby crap.
So today all the blogs are talking about the 'leaked' Gene Simmons sex tape. Who the hell wants to watch that old relic fucking? No thanks. That would be the same as asking me to watch my old man bang my mother. If you're feeling kinda sick in the head you can induldge yourself and watch it here
Even the chick he's porking won't kiss him. Sicko!!!
Former tennis pro Monica Seles - short skirts, I know woman's tennis
NFL Player Jason Taylor - football my backside, football is football, not this crap
Actress Shannon Elizabeth - woooooooooooo!!!!! this is hot ass
Radio/TV personality Adam Carolla - mmm, which station????
Actress Marissa Jaret Winokur - name doesn't ring a bell
Oscar-winning actress Marlee Matlin - won an Oscar for what?
Actress Priscilla Presley - she is on the DarkHat list
So there's the line-up for the March 17 kick off on ABC. The only thing Dancing with the Stars 2008 has going for it is the presence of Priscilla & Shannon and I'm actually baffled at why either of them would want to appear. It's a trash tv show that serves one purpose - gaining exposure for celebs who have dropped off the radar.
Tight fisted Paul McCartney is still bitching about how much to pay off his ex wife. Why would you bother if you had as much cash under the bed as he has? Would you not just pay up and draw a line under the whole mess?
In court no comprimise was reached after more than a week of haggling and now it's up to some old Judge to come up with the payoff.
I hope the Judge nails McCartney's ass and tells him he's to hand over way more than Heather Mills wanted which was reported at about £60m. Then we'll see him sulk and that would make my day.
DarkHat Message To McCartney: Pay up and shut up misery guts and get to hell out of the papers and off the gossip blogs, I can't stand looking at your ugly, miserable old mug any longer.
PS When are you retiring?
Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart And Karolina Kurkova - Popoholic
Armani Sales Soar Thanks To David Beckham In His Underwear - Blogpig
Victoria Beckham Is A Fashion Designer - Attuworld
Kelly Rowland looks as if she has inflated her rack in recent months. Photos have been all over the net of her posing poolside in a green bikini over the past week or so but if we take a look back to last Ausgust it seems pretty obvious she has had a boob job.
Perhaps she should have used the money on other body parts that for me are in need of more immediate attention. She could have opted for a push up bra, though when I look at her pancake tits of last August there doesn't seem much to push up.
The first picture shows Kelly's flat pack rack last August, the second show a rather larger, more inflated pair of melons.
Oh please no, tell me it's a lie!! Hulk Hogan and daughter Brooke confirmed that Brooke would be headlining Hogan Knows Best when it returns.
After Nick Hogan was involved in a car accident last year that seen his friend in hospital with critical injuries plus Linda Hogan filing for divorce there was hope in Hollywood that Hogan Knows Best would be axed by VH1.
VH1 did halt production of the new season of the Hogan family's reality series, Hogan Knows Best however, it seems VH1 have decided to give the show another chance making 19-year-old Brooke the center of attention.
The wannabe singer has posted on her MySpace page that she is working on her next album. WTF? Has she not realsied yet that she is a terrible singer?
Brooke, sweete, don't waiste your time, you're crap. You've been listening to your fathers bullshit, of course he thinks you're great, he's your dad.
In fact you remind me of the WWE diva Gillian Hall - her character thinks she is Britney from 1999 and she sounds like a drowning cat when she sings. That's you Brooke, you think your a young Britney and you sound like a drowning cat when you sing. The difference between you and Gillian is that she is just playing a character, you are serious.
About a year ago we showed you Marissa Miller Kinda Naked. Today we look at the other side of this strumpet - her ass. And a mighty fine ass it is too.
Does Marissa Miller have a damn fine butt? Oh yes she does. Just take a look at this photo of her wearing a figure hugging dress and giving every guy within a ten mile radius a flag pole.
If this photo doesn't give you wood then it's time to go and book an appointment at the 'Am I gay?' clinic asap.
All I've been reading last night and today was how good Paula Abdul's performance for the Superbowl was - really?
If you were lucky enough to have missed it and you'd like to punish yourself then the video is below but please be warned, no matter how many ridiculous headlines you've read saying that this was good, they are all lying. This peformance was rank rotten.
With live performances like this it will be funny listening to her on American Idol telling people how it should be done. It's time you took some of your own advice Paula, this was dreadful.
Christina Milian looking like a Doll - HQ Celebrity
I decided that because I spout about women all week long that I should make Sunday's post a little different.
So from now on Sunday's are for the ladies who read this blog - and I know they do because I get sooo many emails telling me I'm a horrible sexist pig. Keep them coming as I get such a laugh reading them!!!
Now, to the point. Here's a video of David Beckham topless and playing foorball on a Brazilian beach for a photoshoot, and I guess looking......good??!!?
Any ladies out there want to write my Sunday posts? I'm feeling uncomfortable already trying to describe a man. Please, email me quick and volunteer your services (writing only), I promise not to ask what colour panties your wearing everyday.
So Wacko Jacko has decided it's time his kids can be 'normal' - unlike himself - and be allowed outdoors without being covered up like a couple of Arabian women.
The Daily Telegraph claims this is the first time they have been photographed in public without veils covering their faces. Maybe they threatened him that they'd ask to go live with their mother if he didn't stop fucking them about and making an ass out of them like he does himself.
I wonder how many more years 6 year old Prince Michael II is gonna have to wait for his 'unveiling'.
The children of pop star Michael Jackson have been pictured for the first time without their customary disguises on a family outing in Las Vegas.
The 49-year-old singer usually keeps Prince Michael I, 10, Paris, nine and Prince Michael II, five, under wraps for fear of a potential kidnap.
Only Prince Michael II, also known as Blanket, was kept concealed by a nanny who pulled a hood over his face.
Carmen Electra and Icebreakers Ice Cubes - News Toob
Always Bet on Black! Snipes (Almost) Acquitted - TMZ
I don't care what anyone else thinks about Tyra Banks, she may be a bit wacko and full of her own self importance but she is still hot. Hell I'd bet my annual salary on her being an absolute demon in the sack.
So with that in mind I say she can burn what the hell she wants and look like a jackass in the process, as long as she is looking hot and banging like a nympho when she comes home who gives a shit what she is up to.
1. Brad Pitt
This Is Brooke Burke's photo shoot from an old issue of Stuff. She looks great here but is she still looking as hot as this? I remember Brooke as the girl on E channel, trying to convince me to go to a party in Thailand or something. I never watched any of her shows more than a few seconds, because she's more annoying than swallowing a stick of dynamite.
This is Kate Beckinsale's Giant Magazine photo shoot. As you can see, she is looking ridiculously hot as usual. I'm not personally a big fan of the lighting in this photo shoot, but as long as it's Kate, I'll let it slide. 
Kady Malloy is an 18 year old from Houston, Texas and she wants to be a star. 
So the annual British music awards, The Brits, took place last night and was broadcast live on national tv here in the UK.
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Tight fisted Paul McCartney is still bitching about how much to pay off his ex wife. Why would you bother if you had as much cash under the bed as he has? Would you not just pay up and draw a line under the whole mess?
Oh please no, tell me it's a lie!! Hulk Hogan and daughter Brooke confirmed that Brooke would be headlining Hogan Knows Best when it returns.
I decided that because I spout about women all week long that I should make Sunday's post a little different.
So Wacko Jacko has decided it's time his kids can be 'normal' - unlike himself - and be allowed outdoors without being covered up like a couple of Arabian women. 
