If my doctor even looked half as good as this I'd be making myself sick just so I could stop by her office in the hope of getting an eyeful of cleavage never mind a strip show.
Is this the worlds sexiest doctor? If more doctors stripped for their patients like this then the world would be a healthier place because can you imagine how quick you'd forget about your back pain if your doctor hopped on the desk like this and opened up her white coat to give you a flash of her lingerie?
If my doctor even looked half as good as this I'd be making myself sick just so I could stop by her office in the hope of getting an eyeful of cleavage never mind a strip show.
If my doctor even looked half as good as this I'd be making myself sick just so I could stop by her office in the hope of getting an eyeful of cleavage never mind a strip show.
I just watched the trailer for The Dark Knight (here) and for me this movie looks like one big yawn.
Batman raises the stakes in his war on crime. With the help of Lieutenant Jim Gordon and District Attorney Harvey Dent, Batman sets out to dismantle the remaining criminal organizations that plague the city streets. The partnership proves to be effective, but they soon find themselves prey to a reign of chaos unleashed by a rising criminal mastermind known to the terrified citizens of Gotham as The Joker
This movie has Christian Bale playing Batman with Heath Ledger as The Joker. Michael Caine, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman and Eric Roberts also star but even with all those big names this movie seems to me to be all hype and no balls.
Amy Winehouse is pain in the ass and I'm sick of seeing her ugly face on TV and in magazines. If this story is true that she made a suicide pact with her husband Blake then I'm counting the days until they carry it out.
If your other half was Adrianne Curry and she made a set of sexy lesbian photos as a birthday gift you'd be over the moon wouldn't you? Well her husband Christopher Knight found it inappropriate and said 'it creeped him out'Knight says of the photo gift, "It is the physicalisation of my worst fears. It creeps me out. I want a separation."
Is the man stupid? Blind? Gay? Just look at her, if this woman was your wife and she gave you such a wonderful gift you'd be bending over backwards to please her in the hope she invited the other woman over and put on a live show as your Xmas present.
This is Anne Hathaway's Nicholas Samartis photoshoot. As you can clearly see, Anne is shedding her Disney image in record setting fashion. She is one of many young actresses who feels she isn't getting important roles because of her "good girl" image. Well, you know what babe? If you want to bang me, just give me a call. I'll help make you a slut.
After my post the other day featuring the Sugababes posing naked I decided to look for a few more pictures, watch a video or three and see if I could find any naughty pics or vids.
Sadly I didn't discover any home made movies but I did find an awesome video for a song called About You Now - wow, these strumpets are hot and they look like they'd go all night long - or is that just my imagination running away with me as always? Which one would I take first? Mmm, I'm not to sure. Which two would you pick for a threesome? Personally I'd take the three of them to bed and have the bedroom door locked from the outside.
Sadly I didn't discover any home made movies but I did find an awesome video for a song called About You Now - wow, these strumpets are hot and they look like they'd go all night long - or is that just my imagination running away with me as always? Which one would I take first? Mmm, I'm not to sure. Which two would you pick for a threesome? Personally I'd take the three of them to bed and have the bedroom door locked from the outside.
Just as the title says, let's take a closer look at Alicia Keys ass. In this set of pictures taken of her on stage, in a rather tight dress, we can clearly see this woman has definite doggy style credentials and I'm guessing she ain't wearing a g-string either, oh no, under that dress her ass is a bare as the day she was born.....
This set of pictures featuring Aussie pop strumpet Kylie Minogue were taken at the Nobel Peace Prize Concert.
You really don't want me to share the thoughts running through my head right now - or do you? All I'm going to say is bondage, whips, studded collars, chokers. Take me to your dungeon now Kylie and every command your bark at me will be obeyed like the worthless little man you know I am.
I wonder is Tara Reid thinking she should have ordered a bigger set? To be honest I don't care, she does nothing for me whether she has small jugs or 36DD's.
Amanda Beard has a very naughty smile on her face as she pulls her bikini off her ass whilst looking at her boyfriend Sacha Brown. Is she offering him the keys to the backdoor?
Asking if Stacy Keibler is a lesbian is a genuine question. It's definitely not an attention seeking title for a post, you'll see what I mean when you look at this picture of the former WWE Diva getting an eyeful of cleavage at a launch event for a new Maxine boutique. They even look as though they are getting a bit touchy feely too. In my head I can see them pulling each other closer anytime soon and getting down and dirty right there in the middle of the store.
Soccer star David Beckham popped into the Spearmint Rhino strip club in Las Vegas on Monday and spent three hours in a private room - nothing special about that news, a rich celeb enjoying life and all it has to offer - the part of the story I missed out and the part that changes everything is this: HE TOOK HIS WIFE VICTORIA WITH HIM!!!!Ohhhhhh is that boy under the thumb!!!
What kind of 'man' takes his wife with him when he wants a little fun?
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The Sugababes are three cute assed chicks from England who are definitely worth a second look. If you like pop music then you've won a watch as they have scored seven #1 singles in the UK, so it can't all be tits and ass thats made them successful.
Just as an added note The Sugababes were once asked in an interview:
How much money would it take for you to pose naked?
Mutya (above with tattoo): I wouldn't pose naked.
Heidi (The blonde): I'd never say never but I doubt I would! Maybe a billion?
I'm sick of the sight of Britney Spears.
Upskirts, no knickers, nude shots, a possible sex tape, man there was a time when I'd have killed my mother for a look at some of that, in fact it's safe to say there isn't much I wouldn't have done for a sniff of her panties let alone throw her a length but times change - and so has Britney.
I accidentally looked at this photo during the week.
CRINGE...............
Anyway here is a reminder of the good old days when Britney could raise more than a smile in my household.
Upskirts, no knickers, nude shots, a possible sex tape, man there was a time when I'd have killed my mother for a look at some of that, in fact it's safe to say there isn't much I wouldn't have done for a sniff of her panties let alone throw her a length but times change - and so has Britney.
I accidentally looked at this photo during the week.
CRINGE...............
Anyway here is a reminder of the good old days when Britney could raise more than a smile in my household.
Jessica Alba recently said she hates naked people - a strange thing to say after you've told the world you are into one night stands and love sex.
On a recent visit to a Spa she hopped into the Jacuzzi with her bathing suit and went on to tell Female First,
I don't know about you but if Jessica jumped into a Jacuzzi with me my business wouldn't be hanging out - it would be standing up!!!
On a recent visit to a Spa she hopped into the Jacuzzi with her bathing suit and went on to tell Female First,
“I went to a spa and it was so traumatic because no one was wearing a suit in the Jacuzzi. It was gross! I’m not sitting with a bunch of people with their business hanging out!”
I don't know about you but if Jessica jumped into a Jacuzzi with me my business wouldn't be hanging out - it would be standing up!!!
It seems to me that we may have to take a vote for dirtbag of the week - you didn't see what Will Smith was doing with a dog?
Well I'm sure you can see what Hilary Duff is up to here, there is no other reason to stick your finger up your nose unless you are searching for snot. YUK!!!!
After seeing the photos of her fine ass at the MTV Latin America Music Awards Hilary was pretty high up my list but after seeing her munch on this scooby snack she has got to be scored off the list - until the next time we see her fine ass and all will be forgotten ;-)
UPDATE: Pics removed.
Well I'm sure you can see what Hilary Duff is up to here, there is no other reason to stick your finger up your nose unless you are searching for snot. YUK!!!!
After seeing the photos of her fine ass at the MTV Latin America Music Awards Hilary was pretty high up my list but after seeing her munch on this scooby snack she has got to be scored off the list - until the next time we see her fine ass and all will be forgotten ;-)
UPDATE: Pics removed.
A trailer for the new movie Jumper starring Samuel L. Jackson, Hayden Christensen & Rachel Bilson - so I don't really care about anyone in this movie other than Rachel Bilson and as always she's loking damn fine.
Hayden Panettiere isn't famed for being camera shy.Not a day goes by when she isn't snapped out and about but of all the photos I've seen - apart from that upskirt with the dog - are pretty tame.
The endless shots of her in low cut tops or skimpy shorts just don't float my boat but today I'm a happy camper. At last there are photos of Hayden giving us something to think about.
WTF am I talking about? Just look at the photos - they tell the whole story. There is no way a sweet and innocent chick wears boots like that if she isn't a demon in the sack.
OK, let's pray together:
"Dear God in Heaven, please, oh pretty please, let this little sexpot get caught on camera going at it like a bunny in those kinky boots. We promise we will never, ever, ask for anything else for another month. Amen"
70 year old Jack Nicholson suggested he could have fathered over 9,000 kids though he is only putting his hand up and admitting four. Now if he reckons there could be 9,000 Jack (or Jackie) juniors running round and his super sperm hit a home run 50% of the time, does that mean he could have potentially banged 18,000 women?
I wonder how many of the bikini clad woman on this boat could be counted in that 18,000....
I wonder how many of the bikini clad woman on this boat could be counted in that 18,000....
Rachel Sterling is treating us to a two for the price of one in this pic, a cheeky upskirt together with a flash of her funbags. Good girl, next time try and include at least one of the other members of the Pussycat Dolls - ménage à trois!!!
Brazilian babe Isabeli Fontana could help me satisfy a few of my dark sordid sexual fantasies.....in less than five minutes.
