Tori Spelling trying to be a Pussy Cat Doll is like me trying to have a small penis. I could pretend it's true, but the supermodel with the new cave between her legs will tell you different.btw: Nice chin, Jabba the Hut.
Tori Spelling trying to be a Pussy Cat Doll is like me trying to have a small penis. I could pretend it's true, but the supermodel with the new cave between her legs will tell you different.btw: Nice chin, Jabba the Hut.
Jesus Christ! I don't know what Heidi Montag could be so excited about. It certainly isn't her stupid reality show, The Hills, so I'm certain it has to be her new implants. I haven't seen a girl this happy since I passed my last AIDS test. Or did I?
It has been confirmed today that Katharine McPhee is now engaged to her boyfriend, Nick Cokas. Whoever the hell that is.OK reports: Her longtime boyfriend, Nick Cokas, proposed to McPhee recently, but friends insist it wasn’t a big surprise. An insider tells American magazine OK!, “They’ve been talking about it (marriage) for some time.”
I'm not even sure this girl still sings. Hell, she could run a fruit stand for all I know, but a fatty like her probably hates fruit. Isn't that right, fatty? Have another cup cake.
btw: She use to have an eating disorder, if you didn't know.
I guess stealing drugs is part of being a coke whore, because even with millions of dollars, Lindsay stole cocaine from Steve-O.The NY Post reports: Steve-O told Howard Stern on his radio show yesterday that Lindsay Lohan once took a bag of cocaine from him. The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said Lohan took what he called the "Boog Suge" from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There's even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O's house for a DVD he was filming at the time.
I can't say I'm surprised here. Lindsay's moral code is probably somewhere on par with Hitler. The only difference is instead of killing jews, Lindsay blows guys. And does coke.
I never understood the obsession with hot girls and stupid hats. The only hat I wear is one with a net that protects me from bugs, but I need it. I do a lot of volunteer work in the Taldome Mountains trying to cure AIDs. 
In my very humble opinion, this whore is the most overrated woman in Hollywood. And I know, because I live here. It makes me better than people who live in places like Nebraska and Ohio, because attractive men like myself live on the west coast. And we tell girls we care about their personality. Oh, and we don't wear condoms. Cheers!
I'm not sure what the hell Kristin is trying to do, but it's obviously a rare talent. And by "rare" I mean "every whore on the docks can do it." But it's probably rare to all the socialites I date. btw: She does look pretty fuckin' hot in these new bikini pics.
In a move that will make him shockingly more crazy, Tom Cruise is planning to build a huge underground bunker at his Telluride, Colorado estate. Obviously it's to stay safe when the galactic ruler Xenu returns. Obviously. It will have enough food and equipment for 10 people to last a couple of years. Whoa. Normal.Star and Celebitchy report: Devout Scientologist Tom Cruise plans to build a $10 million bunker under his Telluride, Colorado, mansion, a source tells Star! Equipped with a high tech air-purifying system, “it’s a self-contained underground system where up to 10 people can survice for years.” Apparently, Scientologists believe that the evil deposed galatic [sic] ruler Xenu is set to attack Earth, and they’ll need a safe place to survive.
All of this is really pretty normal. I remember I once built a tree house to stop the evil land gnomes from eating my soul. You see, they can only attack at night, and they can only stay on the ground. They aren't allowed to climb. It makes perfect sense.
It's been a while since the Laguna Beach days, but Kristin is now filming her new movie- Green Flash - which will probably suck. Does it matter? The good news is she's still a huge whore. I heard she once blew a guy for a bag of Skittles. True story. Ask my dad.
God I hate this self-centered son of a bitch. I would light my penis on fire before shaking the hand of a Kanye fan.
When you're a sexy hair stylist like myself, you know split ends when you see them. I"m not sure if she's a the real Britney Spears or a cartoon version of a mop.
